No Shave November

You probably weren’t going to do this because you’re a bum, or rather you don’t fancy looking like a bum. Not wanting to look like a bum for a cause this cool makes you a bum in my book, anyway, though. It’s okay, though, I’m not going to publish my book.

Anyway, I’m hoping this nifty typographical composition I made out of boredom today will encourage you to join those of us who evidently have nothing better to do than not shave for a month. For all who have decided to take part in this endeavor, happy not shaving!

Let’s do this.