My Unique Opinion

So, I think it’s funny how—if some­one has a unique opin­ion about a subject—they auto­mat­i­cally assume that every­one else is stu­pid for not think­ing of it; I know I do this all the time.

I think, though, that I’m going to start assum­ing that my unique opin­ion is only unique because no one has been dumb enough to think of it before me.

By the way, you’re all stu­pid for not hav­ing thought of this before.